What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 15:39

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
What’s the best way to get over someone you love?
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
From Russia With Love
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever